It doesn’t matter how many times I say it, it’s never enough. PERIODS FUCKING SUCK! It’s not just the constant bleeding and cramps, combined with the period shits that come with every meal. Or, the real horror show that is the toilet contents after. Sounds frustrating, right? It is! So imagine our frustration of the weird expectation men have that WE are still responsible for making THEM cum. Even when they “can’t” do the same for us. You may be asking yourself, why is “can't” in quotations? Good question. It’s because that’s not actually the accurate word to use. The correct one would be, won’t.
Who else has been asked by a man, “Are you even horny when you’re on your period?” Always accompanied with a disgusted face that screams, “how can you be turned on with all that blood?!” Turns out, I AM horny, actually! Shocking how the hormones pumping through my body while my uterus sheds its lining has that effect. The gory, murder show that is my vagina, during menstruation. I brought all this up to say, if you find a guy that’ll fuck you through it all, you’d probably try to keep him too. Even if he is a piece of shit... with a Kanye complex.
I know not having sex for one week out of the month probably seems minor to most of you. In all honesty, it was a huge perk, but was never monumentally important to me prior to meeting him (now I’m spoiled and it’s a dating requirement). It turns out his willingness to fuck me with broken pussy would end up being a huge deal, though. Actually, despite how terrible of a dude he is, there was a few things about him that were a BIG deal. Unspoken, but clear signs of love. Incredible creative energy, in both directions. He was my muse and I was his. Emotionally passionate was our steez and boy was it out of control. We’ll come back to that in a bit though, because that’s a much longer story.
It wasn’t the first time I had gotten my period since we had started talking, being that we were now a few months in. That didn’t make it less shocking when, every month, he wrestled the pants off me. Reassuring me he didn’t mind, every. single. time. It was a strange feeling, not only due to the uncommonness of a dude even being interested during these “gory times”, but what was even more uncommon was for me to feel comfortable enough to believe him. I wasn’t sure if it was just me, or if this was something he did with everyone, but I didn’t care enough to ask. I was just appreciative that for once, a dude understood and didn’t make it a big deal. Or deny me, my right to cum too.
It was a day like any other and like every other month, he didn’t stop when I told him I was bleeding. “How hard?” he asked, side eyeing me as he pulled my pants over my feet and threw them on the ground. “Uhm, I’d say minor,” it was an honest answer and I could tell he was glad to hear it. “Okay, get your ass over here then,” he said, laying on his back. I went to climb on top and he shook his head. “No, bring it HERE,” he pulled my leg, implying I should put my pussy on his face. Okay! I don’t know what box eating gods had blessed me with this magical man but I was here for all of it. Dear Karma, Baby Jesus, Buddha and every other higher power out there, I appreciate you. You hooked a girl up.
So as I was saying, he pulled me onto his face and ate a bitch so good my legs were shaking. Then guess what the fuck he did? Just guess! He ripped out my goddamn tampon, pulled me up off the bed, bent me over and murdered the pussy. It was like a dream. After 26 years of living, I was mind blown. No man had ever done that. Shit, no woman I knew had ever done that, and they’ve got bleeding pussies themselves. I had a hard time believing this was his normal thing, or at least, I hoped it wasn’t. (Though I guess I shouldn’t care, right? Because, Yay! for women cumming?!) Maybe it was stupid, but it seemed like a good indicator that he actually cared.
After the 5th time of sitting my small ass on his face, tampon hanging free. It became clear he didn’t mind. It also became clear, I loved him. The vibe has been great since day 1, but this pussy eating was a game changer. Unfortunately, some perks don’t outweigh the cons.
But, I’d recommend you take a seat before I start this one..